I was excited to start my new job at the iron entry doors company. I had applied over two weeks ago and they had called me on Friday to see if I could start on Monday. I had to learn everything about iron entry doors and iron gates, along with a few other items that they sold. I went in on the first day about half an hour early so that I could walk around the showroom and the warehouse for a bit.

I was trying to make a good impression on my new bosses but I am not sure if they noticed until I made my first sale. My first customer was a very elderly woman that was looking to add iron entry doors and iron gates to add both security and beauty to her house. I helped her choose the style that she wanted and explained every detail of the installation process to her slowly so that she understood.

I was not even aware that my boss was watching me but afterwards, he came over to review the order for the iron entry doors and iron gates and told me that he was very impressed with the way that I handled that customer and that it looked like I was going to have a good future with his company.

I was buying my funny t shirts from this company that used to send me a catalog every six weeks. I then just stopped receiving the catalog one day and did not have a clue why it just stopped.

I first considered that maybe they went out of business with the current economy the way it is, that would be understandable. But then I received a letter in the mail that told me that they would only be sending out web magazines from now on. If I signed up on their new website, they would send me the catalog online to look at and then I could order all the funny shirts from them that way.

I checked out the website and found all of the old funny t shirts that used to be in the catalog, online. I liked the website so much, it was colorful and it was easy to manage. I ordered two new funny shirts from the website. They arrived much quicker than the orders I used to place with the catalog. The power of the internet is amazing. I even signed up some of my friends emails to have the company send them information on the funny t shirts sales that they have a few times a year.

I was out doing some shopping last month when I noticed a new kind of store opening in the mall. They had black paper on the big windows and it said that you needed to be at least eighteen to enter. I could not figure out what kind of store would have an age limit so I had to go in.

The store sold funny shirts, and most of them were offensive t shirts. There were tons of high school and college kids in there looking around and just laughing at all the offensive t shirts. I did not find anything that I could wear, so I walked out.

I was walking out of the mall and heard some kids that were just walking in discussing the new funny shirts store and some of the offensive t shirts that they heard that they had. They were almost running to get to the new store. I laughed and thought back to when I was a kid and how this store may have seemed to cool to me then but I do not think that a forty year old woman has any business wearing offensive t shirts like the ones that I just saw.

I had been given a great gift for my birthday from my parents. They had sent me a new Vipre antivirus package. It was to go on my laptop and my desktop to make sure that no one hacked into my personal information ever again. I had my social security number stolen when someone hacked into my banks files. The bank has taken every precaution to make sure that this never happens again, and thankfully they caught it in time and was able to alert all of the people who were affected. No one was able to use my social security number for anything since I put an alert out on it.

After I cleared up the identity social security thing, and installed my new Vipre antivirus on my computer, I was once again purchasing things online. I even set up and paid to have a technician come out to my house and handle the remote control consolidation of my five remotes. I had bought too many different types of media equipment and had so many remotes that I often got them confused. I had read that if you have remote control consolidation that it takes away all of the hassle of dealing with every piece of equipment.

When my nephew told me that he was opening up a store in the mall that sold funny shirts, I was thinking that most of them would be clean nice wholesome funny t shirts. I was so wrong; he was talking about rude and offensive funny shirts that I would never wear. I was excited for him for trying something new, but was a little worried that it would never make it.

The first week that his store was open, he sold more than five hundred funny t shirts. It seems that the nearby colleges had gotten word of the new store and they had all driven over an hour to check it out. I was so happy to see it working. Who would have ever thought that such a crazy idea about a bunch of rude and offensive funny shirts would work in our little nice quiet town?

When the store did so well, my nephew knew that he had a hit on his hands and he decided to do what everyone else had suggested, and he opened a chain of these stores all over, wherever there was a college or university, there was a store selling funny shirts within an hour’s drive.